March 21, 2009

• I really think it is totally unfair that each child does not come with an owners manual.

  I also think that it is totally unfair that when you think you have them figured out they go through a hormonal shift and all that you thought you knew is out the window.

  I also think that you should recieve a life time supply of chocolate, caffine, or whatever is your legal fix, at the birth of your first child. So that when you are trying to figure out this individual who has no owners manual and changes at the drop of a hat you can at least lock yourself in a closet with your fix and pretend that everything is ok.

  

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